As she shrunk, she wandered off..

I was sleeping about a giant yellow pillow when I had been taking out of my dreams by some pain in my chest, and as I opened up my eyes, I see some kind of strange girl with blond hair and blue eyes, she was cute but it looked like she wasn’t very smart, whenever the March Hare or the Hatter said something, she looked so confused… I even tried to explain her something myself but immediately after that it was worth… She might be intellectually diminished… So I just surrender on helping her (in fact I was just much more attracted by my precious dreamed-pillow hummmmmmmmmm!). The problem was that they constantly made unbearable sounds which snatched me far from my yellow dreams, they were contesting each other… To calm their mood I decided to told them the history of “the three sisters how lived on treacle”, a great story with a happy ending, well I think that it gets a happy ending… The one how relate it to me never told me the end… Anyway, the girl get back in the wood (by the same way that she probably arrived) before I had a chance to finish my story! And so went on the day as it always goes on : with noises made by both the Hatter and the Hare... A normal day in fact...

My meeting with Alice was very unexpected. She had just popped out of the woods, from nowhere. Our tea party was already crowded with the March Hare, the Dormouse and me. Then she insisted on joining us without our permission. I have no idea where she’s from. She doesn’t seem to come from here. Every time either March Hare or I would say something. She seemed to be completely puzzled. Then she went on about beating Time. Why would anyone physically abuse time? He’s such a nice guy to have on your side, always doing you favours. Just the way she said it, made her sound completely crazy. I don’t think I can handle any more of her nonsense. Her hair definitely needed some cutting. Never have I seen someone with yellow hair so long. I don’t think I’d want her to come back to our table. She’s always talking back. She always has something to say about everything March Hare and I say. It’s kind of like she’s from another dimension, sort of like she’s from the opposite world. The Queen of Hearts would definitely have a fit if she ever met her. Don’t know what’s wrong with this girl. It’s as if she thinks she’s smarter then everyone here.

To be honest I don’t like Alice at all.

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