My meeting with Alice was very unexpected. She had just popped out of the woods, from nowhere. Our tea party was already crowded with the March Hare, the Dormouse and me. Then she insisted on joining us without our permission. I have no idea where she’s from. She doesn’t seem to come from here. Every time either March Hare or I would say something. She seemed to be completely puzzled. Then she went on about beating Time. Why would anyone physically abuse time? He’s such a nice guy to have on your side, always doing you favours. Just the way she said it, made her sound completely crazy. I don’t think I can handle any more of her nonsense. Her hair definitely needed some cutting. Never have I seen someone with yellow hair so long. I don’t think I’d want her to come back to our table. She’s always talking back. She always has something to say about everything March Hare and I say. It’s kind of like she’s from another dimension, sort of like she’s from the opposite world. The Queen of Hearts would definitely have a fit if she ever met her. Don’t know what’s wrong with this girl. It’s as if she thinks she’s smarter then everyone here.

To be honest I don’t like Alice at all.